The Bigknuckle Mole
I would like you readers to meet my exotic, crazy animal - the bigknuckle mole, a.k.a the ‘uglieus rodentioulous’. You better not disturb this creature or else!!
Appearance
Bigknuckle mole’s appearance is horrific! They are probably about the size of an average football, but some have grown heaps bigger than that! They have thin, wire- like hair that grows for Africa! The evil glare of the terrifying bigknuckle mole is enough to scare you to death, literally. Its snake-like tongue is probably as long as a ruler. It often bleeds because his sabre-like teeth sink into his tongue when he chews! The bigknuckle’s hands really live up to their reputation. They use their knuckles to pound their prey to death and use their interminable, keen nails to sever the prey’s belly and feed on the gooey insides of anything!
Habitat
Bigknuckle moles live in the stench filled long drops in the poverty areas of India. They scuttle along the filthy, foul streets scavenging for food. This eccentric creature loves to scamper up the long drop holes using its flimsy arms!
Diet
The bigknuckle mole feeds on rats, possums, ferrets, bugs and even humans when food is scarce but their favourite has to be POO!!! The idea of eating poo came from seeing people eat food and it being ‘recycled’. They are almost on a high when they eat it and start to grow another tongue three times longer!!!
Life cycle
The Bigknuckle’s life cycle is rather peculiar. Here it is:
More Interesting Facts
The bigknuckle mole carries its petite eggs under their rust coloured fingernails. They chew their nails off and hide their eggs under the tiny shreds of nail. Strangely enough, the eggs have smiley faces stuck onto them!! As they grow older, they either turn into a boy or a girl. I wont go any further than that, it gets a tad inappropriate! The girl bigknuckle has a painful life cycle. After the eggs are laid, they get a finger infection that turns flesh into gangrene! It slowly spreads to the brain and ends the life cycle of the amazing bigknuckle.
The bigknuckle is an extremely dangerous animal that puts the human race in danger. It needs to be killed!
SLAY THE BIGKNUCKLE!!!!
Finn
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