Creative Creature Report

 The Bigknuckle Mole

I would like you readers to meet my exotic, crazy animal - the bigknuckle mole, a.k.a the ‘uglieus rodentioulous’.  You better not disturb this creature or else!!

Appearance

Bigknuckle mole’s appearance is horrific!  They are probably about the size of an       average football, but some have grown heaps bigger than that!  They have thin, wire- like hair that grows for Africa!  The evil glare of the terrifying bigknuckle mole is enough to scare you to death, literally.  Its snake-like tongue is probably as long as a  ruler.  It often bleeds because his sabre-like teeth sink into his tongue when he chews! The bigknuckle’s hands really live up to their reputation.  They use their knuckles to pound their prey to death and use their interminable, keen nails to sever the prey’s    belly and feed on the gooey insides of anything!

Habitat

Bigknuckle moles live in the stench filled long drops in the poverty areas of India.  They scuttle along the filthy, foul streets scavenging for food.  This eccentric creature loves to scamper up the long drop holes using its flimsy arms!

Diet

The bigknuckle mole feeds on rats, possums, ferrets, bugs and even humans when food is scarce but their favourite has to be POO!!!  The idea of     eating poo came from seeing people eat food and it being ‘recycled’.  They are almost on a high when they eat it and start to grow another tongue three times longer!!!

Life cycle

The Bigknuckle’s life cycle is rather peculiar.  Here it is:

 

More Interesting Facts

The bigknuckle mole carries its petite eggs under their rust coloured fingernails.  They chew their nails off and hide their eggs under the tiny shreds of nail.  Strangely enough, the eggs have smiley faces stuck onto them!!  As they grow older, they either turn into a boy or a girl.  I wont go any further than that, it gets a tad inappropriate!  The girl bigknuckle has a painful life cycle.  After the eggs are laid, they get a finger infection that turns flesh into gangrene!  It slowly spreads to the brain and ends the life cycle of the amazing bigknuckle.

The bigknuckle is an extremely dangerous animal that puts the human race in danger. It needs to be killed!

SLAY THE BIGKNUCKLE!!!!

Finn

What Am I?

 You can see my freezing cold blood running through my gooey, slimy body!!!!!

I am found in the humid tropics of Central America.

I hop like a crazy, blind kangaroo but resemble a slithering, slimy slug!!

I have 4 bony, gloopy legs!!!

There are less than 100 of me left in the cruel,

enemy - filled forest!!! 

What am I?

My Camp Senses Poem

Thornton Beach Camp

 Silver, shiny sand getting violently blown around by the strong, fighting breezes.

 Salty, muddy water crashing against the dangerous, steep shoreline.

 Gale-force winds whipping across my huge, creaky tent.

 Extra hot, delicious milo tingling on the tip of my dry, cracked tongue.

Soft dirty, sand in my mouth straight after a unpleasant, disturbing sugar cookie!!!!

The beautiful, relaxing beach is a fantastic experience!!!!!!

Finn Birchall

My Bio Poem

Finn

Spontaneous, Out there, Wacky

Wishes to become a sponsored mountain biker

Dreams of being able to shoot lasers out of my hands

Wants to go on a five day hunting trip

Who wonders how terrains can change so fast

Who fears falling off my bike

Who is afraid of big animals - HORSES!!!

Who likes cooking and scootering

Who believes that belief is the key

Who loves skateboarding and my family

Who plans to holiday at a beach resort in L.A

I hope my out there dreams come true!!!!!